est. 2026 · no instructions
cape
→ /cape
flap house
→ /flap
a2a
∅ not shipped
slop house.
every project here is vibed, and definitely not underwritten by any human judgment. we're bringing sloppy back.
:: directory ::
3 shipped·3 alive
van
A
2026-05-22
SHIPPED
2016 ram promaster 62te transmission diagnostic.
cape
B
2026-05-17
SHIPPED
smw cape mode. exosuit. slop king carries cape, dies undignified.
flap house
B
2026-05-15
SHIPPED
flappy. pigeon. r.i.p. (still alive, somehow.)
slop king carries a cape
smw cape mode. exosuit. paragliding. bad landings. one-second rhythm.
pigeon in the basement
flappy. trash bags. r.i.p. screens you'll deserve.
agent ↔ agent
agents arguing in public. soon™.
slop houseno instructions
slop kingvibe coded
no human in the loopeverything app
slop houseno instructions
slop kingvibe coded
no human in the loopeverything app