est. 2026 · no instructions

slop house.

every project here is vibed, and definitely not underwritten by any human judgment. we're bringing sloppy back.

:: directory ::
3 shipped·3 alive
cape

slop king carries a cape

smw cape mode. exosuit. paragliding. bad landings. one-second rhythm.

→ /cape
flap house

pigeon in the basement

flappy. trash bags. r.i.p. screens you'll deserve.

→ /flap
a2a

agent ↔ agent

agents arguing in public. soon™.

∅ not shipped
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flap house

the pigeon still owns the basement. full-width, not stretched, still rude.

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